BEST NEWS EVER.
A lot of the time when I’m on a hangover, there is nothing better than a beautiful steak bake or sausage roll to help cure my pain. But due to the insane headache that comes the next morning after being drunk, I never wanted to leave the house.
But now, I don’t have to. The bakery shop have now begun a delivery service in the city of Newcastle. If successful, it is likely that the service will become nationwide. Finally, you guys will be able to get that sausage roll delivered to your front door.
Excited by the news, I went out to talk to customers of Greggs to get their opinions on the delivery service. Here’s what they said:
“It’s an excellent idea. The delivery option saves my fat f*cking ass from getting out of bed to get my sausage roll in the morning”
“I can’t wait! It will be interesting to see how many sausage rolls I can fit in my mouth!”
greggs are starting a delivery service? we are now living in the age of the pasty, what a time to be alive.
— hannaween (@hahahannxh) October 18, 2016
According to multiple sources, Manchester & London are next in line for receiving the delivery service. Hell yeah!