Damn, these hoes ain’t loyal.
I can pretty much guarantee that there is nothing worse than two males fighting over someone who they love. Let’s face it lads, birds are the cause of 99% of our problems. I mean, my girl went and took all my money out of my wallet, and spent it all on makeup. Ugh.
But in an extremely heated fight (even more so than Joe Hart battling against his Dandruff), 2 penguins started some beef after the wife was found cheating with some random guy. I’m gonna call the husband Tyrone.
A fight breaks out when a husband comes home and finds his wife with another penguin. pic.twitter.com/9ejYGcJ5TJ
— Nat Geo Channel (@NatGeoChannel) November 4, 2016
After a vicious exchange of fists/flippers, the Penguins decide to call out to the female in order to see who she prefers. Unfortunately for Tyrone, the cheating son of a b*tch decides to leave him for the intruder.
According to the narrator, “they use their flippers ‘like baseball bats to club each other, delivering up to eight blows a second.”
I’ll bet a tenner that Tyrone will appear on Jeremy Kyle at some point within the next few years. If any of you are looking for a single bird to begin a relationship with, drop me a message and I’m sure Tyrone will be happy to meet you.