Cinema Find Cucumber After 50 Shades Darker ‘Session’…

Is this real, banter, or just great PR?! I really, really don’t know, and that’s the worrying thing. I’ve genuinely seen a girl gyrating against a pole on the tube whilst reading 50 shade of Grey before…so who knows?

But this is next level. A cucumber was found lying on a cinema seat in Sydney after their screening of 50 Shades Darker.

As you can see, the Cinema’s Facebook page decided to share the image of one of their employees holding the ‘innocently-shaped’ fruit:

“That awkward moment when you find a cucumber in the cinema after a Fifty Shades session”.

I love that they’ve called it a ‘session’ as well. Not nice.

What you’ve got to ask, though, is if it is real…why is the employee holding it without gloves on? Without protection?! That’s nasty.

As the employee said:

“when you Google ‘regret’ it’s now the first image that comes up…it’s probably innocent, some old lady making cucumber sandwiches to save money”

Anyone fancy a cucumber sandwich? It’s free of charge at the Cinema…

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