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Ken Bone Has Been Offered a $100,000 Contract To Star In A Porno…

After the second Presidential debate went viral due to Donald Trump’s singing video, it was only fair that some of the audience got a bit of action. And so, I present to you Ken Bone. His name is quite fitting for the job- I must say.

Image: YouTube

Image: YouTube

With glasses and a warm sweater, Ken took to the stage in front of millions of people as he delivered a question towards the candidates. As the world watched in awe, it was revealed that Bone has been offered a porn contract. Ladies, who’s ready?

In a letter asking him to do an hour long broadcast, CamSoda said:

“I hope this letter finds you well. During last night’s debate you captivated the world with your question about energy, your red pullover, and quite honestly, just you being you. While Donald and Hillary continued to bicker, we were especially distraught that your question didn’t recieve the appropriate attention it deserved.

With that being said, I would like to formally extend an offer for you to participate in a live show broadcast from our platform, CamSoda.com, to our millions of fans. The show can cater to your specificities but we were thinking you could take us all to the Bone Zone and tell/show us what you’re all about. In return for your participation in a live, hour long broadcast via our site, we will pay you $100,000 and provide you with 25 throw-away cameras to use at your disposal. Who knows, maybe you’ll decide to announce you’re running for President.

Image: Cam Soda

Image: CamSoda

What will his pornstar name be? Hmmm.

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