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Man Gets His Penis Bitten Off After Deer Interrupts His Blowjob…

Mmm meaty…

Image: quickmeme.com

Image: Quickmeme.com

I love this job. I’ve had the chance to write about some extremely strange things. But this story tops the list by far.

It’s time to tell you the story of how a man was in the middle of receiving a blowjob from his girl, when a deer ran into the road, causing him to brake and subsequently her biting his dick off. Ouch.

Image: Disney

Image: Disney

The unlucky man was driving along a lovely country road in Austria having the time of his life- until his dick was bitten clean off.

As the guy was in extreme pain, Paramedics had to treat him at the scene. Although I don’t have a transcript of the conversation with the paramedic, it probably went something like this:

Paramedic: Hey sir, what seems to be the problem?

Guy: Me and my girl were driving along as she was giving me a nice blowjob, a cheeky f*cker ran out into the middle of the road, and I had to brake hard.

Paramedic: What happened next?

Guy: She tore my dick clean off. I guess that I won’t be able to use it this evening. Damn.

Image: We All Love Animals

Image: We All Love Animals

As always, there is an important moral to the story. Don’t text & drive. But also, try not to be sucked off whilst driving. Otherwise you could end up like this guy.

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