Man Has Over 1300 Confirmed Children!

I lost count years ago regarding how many sexual partners I’ve had. Purely because I struggle to count past 5 though, I’m not bragging.

If your mate WAS bragging, though, and said they had slept with over 100 people…would you believe them? How about 200? Nah, scratch that, how about 500?…


Nope, I wouldn’t either. But this bloke somehow managed not only to sleep with over 1000 women…but has 1,300 CONFIRMED illegitimate children.

The f*ck.


The truth came out when a private investigator, hired by a Tennessee family, spent 15 years gathering DNA samples and testimonies which proved the man was the father of most children in the region who had grown up without a Dad!

He was a postman, too, giving credence to the ‘myth’. Everyone knows Postman Pat was doing the rounds. Filthy b*stard.

The man did not see anything wrong with it:


“Contraception wasn’t very popular in those days, I have nothing to be ashamed of. The 60s were the good old days and I did a great Johnny Cash impression which played out real good with the ladies”

“Some even thought I was Johnny Cash for real…I don’t know if they really believed it or if they were trying to convince themselves, but who was I to say no to a quickie?”

Although the evidence gathered points to over 1,300 illegitimate children, the private investigator, Sid Roy, believes there could be even more!


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