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Man On LSD Saves Dog From An Imaginary Fire…

Not all heroes wear capes.

In what can only be described as an act of heroism, a man from New York broke into his neighbour’s house to save their dog from a massive fire. What a legend!

Now, you may be thinking that this guy deserves an award – and quire rightly so. However, it has emerged that he was just high as f*ck whilst the incident took place.

Image: The Telegraph

Image: The Telegraph

According to Police reports, the man was standing outside his neighbour’s house holding the dog in a heroic stance outside of “a massive fire”.

But of course, The Fuzz weren’t exactly happy when it was discovered he was just high on LSD and cough syrup.

“He believed that the residence was on fire. And he was rescuing the dog,” said Trooper Mark Cepiel, Troop G Spokesperson.

Image: How To Care Dogs

Image: How To Care Dogs

Local news stated that the man went banging on people’s doors explaining that there was a massive fire and he needed help. But as nobody decided to assist him (as there was no fire), he simply took matters into his own hands.

Whoops.

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