Christmas is a time in which you spend time with the ones you love. Whether you’re gay, straight, bisexual, or transgender, it’s a time when people come together and celebrate
the birth of Jesus the amount of presents we receive & get absolutely p*ssed.
But for one guy, he will not be spending Christmas with his family or friends. Instead, he will be with “the love of his life”. At first glance, you may think that’s extremely cute. Until you find out that it’s a f*cking yellow dragon called Lila…
Mark Redlands from California loves to have dinner with his inflatables, and even lays out portions of dinner for them to eat. In an video, he actually described them as “the funnest creatures he has to hang out with”.
He also said that it’s extremely hard to be separated from them for more than a day. Like what the hell? Surely he has something better to do than shag an inflatable Dolphin?
Here’s a few photos for you to enjoy:
“When I’m at school, I start missing them. It’s almost like I’ve gone crazy”.
Yeah no sh*t. This is like a Playboy Mansion for inflatables ffs.