OK, so recently I posted a status about how much I missed Celebrity Death Match, and how many brilliant opportunities they’ve had in recent years to absolutely smash it once again.
Now, I’m not saying I’m responsible…but WOW. It’s on for real.
Mike Tyson. Yes, THE Mike Tyson, has said that he will train Chris Brown in his upcoming boxing match against Soulja Boy. People, stop complaining about the state of the world, 50 Cent has fixed it by arranging this for us. I’ve been ‘Patiently Waiting’ Fiddy…and now it’s about to explode, thanks to you.
Too much? Probably.
50 showed off an instagram video of him on the phone with Mike Tyson:
“Listen Mike, they say Floyd’s going to be training Soulja Boy so I said I’ve gotta get Mike Tyson to train Chris Brown”.
To which the absolute nutter that is Iron Mike Tyson replied:
“Yeah, Soulja Boy’s gonna get f*cked up!”
So, Soulja Boy has Floyd Mayweather training him, and Chris Brown has Mike Tyson training him…and to top it off, 50 and Floyd have a $100,000 bet running on it!
It all started over what I can only describe as Primary School beef, too. Chris Brown took offence to Soulja Boy liking an instagram picture of his ex-missus, Karrueche Tran, and decided to message him calling for a fight.
Soulja Boy, being ‘Superman’ and stuff, was having none of it…going on a massive rant before even roaming the streets looking for Chris Brown.
But, there’s always a silver lining…and that is the fact that this embarrassment of a row is going to end in an actual boxing event. I’m predicting a double knockout. Well I’m hoping for one, anyway.
I’ll leave you with 50’s own feelings on his accomplishment:
“Now this is going to be a show! When I put on a show, I put on a SHOW!”