Article

Mother Saves Life Of Family By Giving Gunman Blowjob To Distract Him…

During my time working here, I’ve had to write about some pretty weird sh*t. As far as I can remember, this story certainly tops the list.

Image: Buzzfeed

Image: Buzzfeed

If you live in a major city, there is a good chance that you will experience a robbery at some point during your life. Thankfully, I haven’t so far. But a woman in Texas had to endure a nasty sex session with a burglar whilst her family found a weapon to hit the robber with.

Sarah Connor is regarded as a “family hero” for having to do the unthinkable during her family’s hour of need.

Reportedly, she managed to give the robber head long enough for the husband to grab a chair and hit the robber round the back of the head with it. Ouch.

Image: ABC 7 News

Image: ABC 7 News

She said:

“He was armed and dangerous… but so is my mouth. To say I’d do anything for my children would be an understatement”.

The robber has since been arrested. Good work Sarah.

The Latest

To Top