Mum Doesn’t Understand Text Slang And Calls The Police To School…

I’m extremely sure that my mum would do this.

Every now and then, I’ve received about 14 missed calls from my mother asking why I haven’t talked to her recently. The honest answer is that I’m busy with work etc. But I think the most frustrating moments are when your parents don’t have a clue what you are saying.

Image: Comedy Central

Image: Comedy Central

But for a kid, the conversations with his mum got totally out of hand. Here’s a story that he posted to Reddit:


If you are one of those people who can’t be bothered to read the whole story, this guy was texting his mum whilst a girl did a presentation at the front of the classroom. As both the lad and his mother didn’t like her, they started making up insults about the girl. But when the mother delivered a truly amazing insult, the son replied with “shots fired”.

After not looking at his phone for 5 minutes, he realised that he had dozens of missed calls. He said:

“I checked my texts and saw my Mom freaking out asking if I was ok and that she had called the cops.”



Within minutes, the school was on lockdown and several police vehicles were called to the scene. Fucking hell, he must have had some explaining to do.

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