I must admit, Kim Jong-Un is probably one of the greatest leaders of this generation. With his incredibly slim appearance, good looks, and dedication to charitable causes, I can only describe him as a p*ssy magnet.
Earlier today, it was reported that Kim has banned sarcastic comments about the regime in everyday conversations. Several Asian media outlets have reported that mocking the regime “will not be tolerated”.
Several state officials have organised meetings with residents of North Korea to warn that “hostile actions” will be used if people rebel against the regime. They said that “the main point of the lecture was to ‘keep your mouths shut.’”
Here’s what people had to say about Kim Jong-Un’s amazing new law:
"Kim Jong Un has banned sarcasm."
"Ha! THAT will make him more popular."
"You're under arrest."
— Shuffle-T (@Shuffle_T) September 8, 2016
Kim Jong Un just called me a brave & smart leader. Very happy to get a compliment from a guy who has 100% approval rating in North Korea!
— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) September 8, 2016
Despite what people are saying, I must congratulate the supreme leader on winning the “best dressed man” award:
Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un is Best Dressed Man in Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea for seventh consecutive year. pic.twitter.com/lMZ21RSr9A
— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) September 6, 2016
Haha, this is just too brilliant.