Police were recently called to the M62 after a man was seen “biting a woman covered in blood”. These reports immediately sparked debate onto social media as to what happened. Was it the beginning of a zombie apocalypse? Was it the start of a deadly viral outbreak? Thankfully, I have the answers.
Officers sped down the motorway to what they considered to be an extremely serious incident. However, upon arrival, they discovered that it was simply two actors on their way to a shoot.
A police spokesman said:
“We got a call to reports of a man biting a woman on the M62 at junction 11 and was being assaulted. Officers were sent out to search for the vehicle as it is a serious incident. But when they found the car in question, the saw they were covered in fake blood. Thankfully the man and woman were extras on their way to a job and it was a funny ending really.”
They don’t look like zombies to me; just Manchester United Fans…