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Pornhub Have Just Released The Ultimate Christmas Ad…

I’m pretty sure that the guy in this advert is the same dude from the John Lewis ad last year?

A few weeks ago, the Coca Cola truck came into my town. It was great fun with all the people… and the free Coke. After all, that’s what I look forward to every year. I live in quite a boring place to be honest.

Image: YouTube

Image: YouTube

I remember one guy said to me that “it’s only time for Christmas when the Coca Cola ad gets released”. But honestly, f*ck that. After seeing this, I’m changing the saying to ““it’s only time for Christmas when the Pornhub ad comes on.”

If you wanna check it out, here you go:

I’m not gonna downplay it. I love Christmas. Since I return from the USA on the 23rd, I think I’ll get absolutely p*ssed this year at parties throughout the festive season. Even though most people are with their families during this time of year, Pornhub still gets a steady flow of internet traffic. Perfect.

However, you must not worry- as everyone is always in the festive spirit whilst having a w*nk. The term ‘naughty santa’s helper’ saw an increase of over 2,012 searches last Christmas.

Image: YouTube

Image: YouTube

I just hope the old man has a Pornhub premium card. I don’t want him to be lonely.

 

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