Well North Korea are certainly gonna be a bit p*ssed off…
A South Korean official recently announced that the country does have a plan to assassinate Kim Jong-Un. In Parliament, the defence minister revealed to the world how they are planning to rid the planet of the “supreme” leader.
Most known for being a tubby dictator who doesn’t appear very threatening, Kim Jong-Un has recently made threats against the west in retaliation to sanctions imposed on the country. When asked about the possibility of annihilating the disctator, the minister said:
“Yes, we do have such a plan. South Korea has a general idea and plan to use precision missile capabilities to target the enemy’s facilities in major areas as well as eliminating the enemy’s leadership.”
The leader of the opposition also stated that weapons would be deployed if China & Russia fail to “join sanctions about North Korea’s nuclear development”.
If you have seen Seth Rogen’s “The Interview”, then you will be aware that Kim isn’t a happy bunny when it comes to the threat of being assassinated. I must admit, it’s a brilliant film.
South Korea has a plan to assassinate me.
I have 100 body doubles.
They're all thin, though. Wasn't enough food to go around.
— Kim Jong-un (@_Kim_Jongun) September 23, 2016
If South Korea wants to assassinate Kim Jong Un, Samsung have just to convince him to use a Note 7.
— Toon Seri Anthraxxxx (@anthraxxxx) September 22, 2016
Who’s up for WW3?