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Teacher Arrested After Being Found By Students On A Porn Site…

Have you ever bumped into one of your teachers in the supermarket? In town? Or at the gym? Probably. But I can pretty much guarantee that most of you will never have found your tutors on a porn site whilst finding something to w*nk to.

Image: Pornhub

Image: Pornhub

Okay, so I admit that teachers should be allowed their own social life outside of school. After all, most of them are fairly normal people. I remember all those years ago when I was in Year 7. During a weekly shop in Tesco, I saw my English teacher with her boyfriend (f*ck buddy) purchasing loads of condoms. As soon as she noticed me, I gave her a cheeky smile and wink, and then ran away. Class definitely wasn’t awkward the next morning…

To be fair, seeing my teacher purchasing condoms is not anywhere near as bad as finding out that they’re a  pornstar in their spare time.

Image: CEN

Image: CEN

I’m gonna set the scene for you guys.

You lay down on your bed as your parents fall asleep. You whip out your dick (for Harambe) and then go onto Pornhub to get some self-pleasure during the evening. As you click on the “Classroom” section, Miss Bone* comes up as the first result.

Image: Cheat Codes/YouTube

Image: Cheat Codes/YouTube

Many thoughts go rushing through your mind. Why not use it as blackmail for not doing any homework for the rest of the year? Why not share it with mates and make it go viral? The possibilities are endless. Alternatively, it may send your hard dick retreating inside your body as it becomes instantly flaccid- like a  turtle going inside its shell.

Unfortunately for Svetlana Topol, that’s exactly what she had to suffer.

Image: CEN

Image: CEN

According to the director of the adult movies, Svetlana is a very very naughty teacher. After rumours were floating around the school in Russia, the police reportedly got involved.

Oh well, if she can’t teach, there’s always… acting.

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