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There’s A Vacancy For The England FC Manager, So We Decided To Apply…

I don’t actually know what was going through my head at the time. But I’m pretty sure that I was thinking “f*ck it”…

Over the past week, one of the biggest corruption scandals within English football has occurred. After the former England manager was sacked due to an undercover operation, the assistant manager of Southampton FC was also named in an undercover sting.

Since TheLadBible decided to apply for the position, we thought that it would be a great idea for me to apply as well. After all, we are better than them.

Image: Sky Sports

Image: Sky Sports

So without wasting any time, this is what happened:

I am without a doubt the best FIFA 16/17 player out there. I will destroy you with my skills and of course, my sweaty goals. To be honest, It’s a mystery why the FA didn’t originally get in touch with me. Why would they wanna hire someone else? Hmmm.

Here’s the email that I sent to The FA:

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Image: Me

If you are unable to read it, the email states:

“Dear the FA,

I am contacting you in regards to the current vacancy as the England manager. As you will be aware, the public are looking for someone with passion, charisma, determination, and reliability to take up this job and ultimately replace Sam Allardyce. Getting straight to the point, I believe that I am the individual that will make both team and country proud!
Throughout my life, I have been gaining valuable experience that would suit me to this position. After being the manager for AFC Bournemouth over a 7 year period, I was able to lead them to 6 Premier League wins, 2 champions league wins, and several sick signings on FIFA 16.
I have faith in you as an association that you will not appoint Arsene Wenger to the role. Instead, I am sure that you will find it in your hearts to believe that I am better suited to this spectacular position.
If appointed, I would be able to start Monday. I look forward to hearing from you.
Kind Regards,
Matt Lillywhite”
Image: Wikipedia

Image: Wikipedia

I will let you guys know if when I get appointed the role.

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