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This New London Skyscraper Looks Like A Massive Penis…

According to media reports, a new skyscraper entitled “Spire London” is due to open in 2020. But it has received a lot of controversy for its appearance.

With many Londoners expected to rebel against construction of the building, others are considering suggesting nicknames for the Spire. Current suggestions include “Crystal Phallus” and the “Towering Innuendo”.

Image: SWNS

Image: SWNS

With a value of over £800m, the new London Skyscraper is about to become the tallest residential building in Europe.

I think that the coolest thing about the Spire is its close proximity to London City airport. As passengers enter the UK, they will be greeted by a massive cock. What a sight to behold!

Image: SWNS

Image: SWNS

To buy an apartment in the skyscraper, you will need roughly £595k. However, with 24hour access to a private cinema, pool, and a gym, I think that the hefty price tag is worth it.

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