Turns out revising isn’t the key to passing your exams – all you need is faith and a special pen.
A Zimbabwean pastor has been selling ‘holy pens’ to members of his church in Harare, Zimbabwe.
Prophet Sham Hungwe of House of Grace International Church claims the pens are “anointed” and will “work for anyone” who’s sitting any test.
The pens cost from $1 up to $20 – the more you pay, the better grades you get.
According to Nigerian Watch, one churchgoer testified:
“My son is not very bright and I think this will help him. With the knowledge he has acquired and this pen from the man of God, I think it is going to work.”
We’re not entirely sure what makes these pens holy, but anyone gormless enough to buy one should get the $20 pen since their brain could use all the help it can get.
One student said he did well in his A-levels after using the pen given to him by the prophet, Amebo Book reports.
We wouldn’t be at all surprised if this student turns out to be the prophet’s son.