Ever gotten so high you thought the best thing to do is to call the police and tell them you’re getting high?
Two guys got so stoned they called the police to turn themselves in. Only problem – they weren’t being followed.
Leland Ayala-Dolitente, 22, and Holland Sward, 23, were on their way from Las Vegas to Montana, crossing several state borders with 20 pounds of weed. And it was all going well until the paranoia kicked in.
Thinking undercover pigs were on their tail, they pulled into a petrol station in Idaho to hand themselves in:
(Ayala-Dolitente): Hi, uh, we’re the two dumbasses that got caught trying to bring some stuff through your border. All your cops are just driving around us like a bunch of jack-wagons and I’d just like for you guys to end it. If you could help me out with that, we would like to just get on with it.
(911 operator): You got caught doing what?
(Ayala-Dolitente): Okay, um, we kind of got spooked here trying to bring some stuff across your Idaho border.
(911 operator): Ok.
(Ayala-Dolitente): And a bunch of your cops driving around in a bunch of civilian cars not wanting to pick us up. I don’t know what’s the deal. I was just wondering if you could help us out and just end it.
The two were charged with trafficking marijuana. Holland Sward got five years on probation and a 30-day prison sentence while his mate got between one and a half and eight years for being off his face on weed and cocaine… on the day they were being sentenced!
Have a listen to the full call: